Maine Werewolves Excited To Howl At The Supermoon

The Return of the Modern Philosopher

WerewolfThe Supermoon makes its appearance tonight, and no group is more excited about this than the Werewolves of Maine.

For those of you who have been living under a Moon Rock the past few days, the Supermoon occurs when the Moon is closest to the Earth in its orbit.  According to “Moonatics”, a term I made up for this post, the Supermoon can appear to be up to 14% larger and 30% brighter than the Clark Kent Moon (another term I just made up…).

Why does this have Maine’s Werewolves all fired up?  “We believe the proximity, size and brightness of the Supermoon makes our wolf side stronger, faster, and more bad ass,” Patricia Grey, a Maine Werewolf and spokesperson for her pack, explained to this Modern Philosopher.  “We are much closer to the source of our transformation, so it makes us feel more alive when we are running, jumping…

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